Januar 6, 2021 You've been programming too long when When you are counting objects, you go „0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…“. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 09 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an office: „We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one…
Januar 6, 2021 Is Windows a Virus No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly – okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources,…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 08 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a hotel. „Help! We need inn-experienced people.“ Sign in a science…
Januar 6, 2021 The Less You Know, The More You Make „Salary Theorem“ states that „Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People.“ This theorem can now be supported…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 07 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a scientist’s door: „Gone fission.“ Sign in a taxidermist’s window: „We…
Januar 6, 2021 Revenge Is Sweet There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 21 These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s Student center Bathrooms: „If you see four feet instead of…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 20 These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs and notices 19 These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of England. Seen at the side of a Sussex road: SLOW…