Januar 6, 2021 Rubbers What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.
Januar 6, 2021 The Parrot There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five…
Januar 6, 2021 A REALLY Bad Day – True Story! A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his…
Januar 6, 2021 What time does the bar open? At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.“It opens at…
Januar 6, 2021 Nowhere, Vermont Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit…
Januar 6, 2021 Salad Boss asks secretary „Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?““No“, says the secretary.“Great, Let’s do lunch.“ the…
Januar 6, 2021 I Will Not I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will not burp in class… I will not draw naked ladies…
Januar 6, 2021 God and Gay People If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.
Januar 6, 2021 Big mix-UP One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who’s only wish was to meet…
Januar 6, 2021 The Best Time? When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.