Januar 6, 2021 Knit to Fit An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police officer drove alongside her car and yelled, „Pull over!“The lady…
Januar 6, 2021 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Januar 6, 2021 I Will Not I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will not burp in class… I will not draw naked ladies…
Januar 6, 2021 God and Gay People If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve instead of Adam & Eve.
Januar 6, 2021 Big mix-UP One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and an EXTREMELY religious guy who’s only wish was to meet…
Januar 6, 2021 The Best Time? When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.
Januar 6, 2021 The new car. There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. „But,“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any Key.3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so…
Januar 6, 2021 A REALLY Bad Day – True Story! A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his…
Januar 6, 2021 What time does the bar open? At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar opens.“It opens at…