Januar 6, 2021 A few words of wisdom „I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.“ – Ed Bluestone…
Januar 6, 2021 Tough job A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. „Why?“ asked the barber, „Is there something wrong with this one?““I…
Januar 6, 2021 That is ONE! A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautiful ranch house and huge herd…
Januar 6, 2021 Ru-Ru Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says…
Januar 6, 2021 A hot meal Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on the side of the road…
Januar 6, 2021 I wrote it! There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead. He went in, went up to the bar and asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Temperatures and What They Mean Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian cars don’t start. 32 Water freezes. 30 You can see…
Januar 6, 2021 The Speed of Time by Age The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the store with Mom seems like going to Albania – by…
Januar 6, 2021 A life-long city man, tired of the rat race… A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become…