Januar 6, 2021 Snail talk Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Diet for Stress Diet for Stress How’s your stress level? This should help. It is more than a diet, so read on… This diet is designed to…
Januar 6, 2021 Three mistresses There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to…
Januar 6, 2021 Piano vs Mine Shaft Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!
Januar 6, 2021 Temperatures Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees – Vermont residents go to…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo\\\\\\\' mama\\\\\\\'s so fat… Yo‘ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.
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Januar 6, 2021 Give 100% ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
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Januar 6, 2021 The Suicide There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background…