Januar 6, 2021 Windows 95 Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Januar 6, 2021 String Joke A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies „I’m sorry, We don’t serve strings“The string, angry, runs…
Januar 6, 2021 Point Of View 1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2. It’s not true that married men live longer than single…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog… What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Redlight What goes „errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Januar 6, 2021 Snail's Pace A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He glances down, sees a snail there and being the conscientious…
Januar 6, 2021 The Punk and the Old Fart There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multicolored, spiked hair and…
Januar 6, 2021 Wife's Operation I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and „sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an…
Januar 6, 2021 Viagra I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for about…