Januar 6, 2021 The Dead Dog There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who’s 24, which is very old for a…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck's Ode To A Valentine Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m so danged lucky to have a sweet thang like you….
Januar 6, 2021 The Operation A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, „Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I…
Januar 6, 2021 Princess and the Frog Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological…
Januar 6, 2021 Painting in the nude. Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not…
Januar 6, 2021 Speech to the deaf. An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Day? When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to…
Januar 6, 2021 Things Dogs Must Try To Remember I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to…
Januar 6, 2021 A New Priest A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest tells the new man, for things…
Januar 6, 2021 Big Red Truck There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. When they…