Januar 6, 2021 The Dump List The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in…
Januar 6, 2021 Rules for Cats Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly….
Januar 6, 2021 Speak A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can…
Januar 6, 2021 Shorties A little boy asked his father, „Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?“ And the father replied, „I don’t know son, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Voodoo Dick Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead dog A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of…
Januar 6, 2021 Super models Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour.“I say she’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead Rabbit This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Tampons Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons. About an hour later he comes home with a bag…
Januar 6, 2021 Pinnochio Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. „Every time we make love,“ she said, „I get splinters!“So he went back…