Januar 6, 2021 Dead Wife? How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!
Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Laws Of Parenting Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted arguing over what came first, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Out the window! There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a seat. The man…
Januar 6, 2021 Mother In Law Misses Train A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chatting.Suddenly, mother-in-law looks at the clock and jumps off…
Januar 6, 2021 Mother'isms! (Long Joke) My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, „What was that for?“ „Nothing. DO something and see what…
Januar 6, 2021 Send Mother In Law Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send your friends. Otherwise, send your mother-in-law.
Januar 6, 2021 Vultures and Mothers In Law What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.
Januar 6, 2021 Quickie You know you’ve been married too long when a „Quickie“ before dinner now means a drink.
Januar 6, 2021 Success In Love To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 times, which is an…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't Pee In the Pool The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.“Everyone knows,“ the mother lectured him, „that from time to…