Januar 6, 2021 To the Dump You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.
Januar 6, 2021 Wide Load You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the „WIDE LOAD“ sign on the back.
Januar 6, 2021 St. Peter A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see…
Januar 6, 2021 2 2 A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked „How much is 2 2?“ The housewife replies: „Four!“.The accountant says: „I think it’s either…
Januar 6, 2021 Woman/Car I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:“If this car was a woman, she’d get pinched in the butt.“Underneath…
Januar 6, 2021 Which Secretary To Hire? An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. „Well,“ thought the manager, „I’ll give them an honesty test to…
Januar 6, 2021 Particular Kind Of Woman The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for more than a few weeks was told, „Your problemis that…
Januar 6, 2021 More tail. A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it…
Januar 6, 2021 Your Kind of Man Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a would-be Romeo asked, „What kind of man are…
Januar 6, 2021 Aren't You Sorry? An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.For the first wish, the…