Januar 6, 2021 2 2 A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked „How much is 2 2?“ The housewife replies: „Four!“.The accountant says: „I think it’s either…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!
Januar 6, 2021 A Perfect Woman Is… What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you…
Januar 6, 2021 Thinnest World's Book Is… What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Januar 6, 2021 Pitbull and PMS What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Januar 6, 2021 Parrot with no legs This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Paradox of Woman If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are not a man.If you praise her, she thinks you are…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep Your Seat, Please! A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself,…
Januar 6, 2021 Virtual Reality Not For Women My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We…