Januar 6, 2021 St. Peter A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see…
Januar 6, 2021 2 2 A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked „How much is 2 2?“ The housewife replies: „Four!“.The accountant says: „I think it’s either…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass!
Januar 6, 2021 A Perfect Woman Is… What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you…
Januar 6, 2021 Pitbull and PMS What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Januar 6, 2021 Parrot with no legs This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but…
Januar 6, 2021 Paradox of Woman If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are not a man.If you praise her, she thinks you are…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep Your Seat, Please! A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She thinks to herself,…
Januar 6, 2021 Virtual Reality Not For Women My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that really points up some of the differences between the sexes.We…