Januar 6, 2021 When I die… When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did — In hissleep.Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Januar 6, 2021 Psych 101 A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am.The professor told his…
Januar 6, 2021 What Do You Get When… Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.
Januar 6, 2021 The Lady with no legs or arms. A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no…
Januar 6, 2021 Last supper – last words. What were Jesus‘ last words at the last supper?“Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get on THIS side of the…
Januar 6, 2021 A Bad Mix What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don’t do dick!!
Januar 6, 2021 The Wagon It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.“Hey Willis!!“ the farmer yelled. „Forget…
Januar 6, 2021 Police Officer A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, „Pull over,“ and the driver pulls…
Januar 6, 2021 Stand up nuts! The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club…