Januar 6, 2021 Can You See? Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day of course.Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see…
Januar 6, 2021 A Train and a Teacher? What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, „Chew, Chew!“ and a Teacher says, „Spit the gum out!“
Januar 6, 2021 Patenting A Peach… A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- „you can’t patent a peach, the peach has…
Januar 6, 2021 Fish Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools.
Januar 6, 2021 Psych 101 A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His final exam was scheduled very early 8am-10am.The professor told his…
Januar 6, 2021 What Do You Get When… Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.
Januar 6, 2021 The Lady with no legs or arms. A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed a young lady laying in the sand, she had no…
Januar 6, 2021 Last supper – last words. What were Jesus‘ last words at the last supper?“Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get on THIS side of the…
Januar 6, 2021 A Bad Mix What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a room?100 people that don’t do dick!!