Januar 6, 2021 Suppository In Her Ear A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, thedoctor initiated…
Januar 6, 2021 Why, How, and Ifs? Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are…
Januar 6, 2021 Penis Tax New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has…
Januar 6, 2021 Laws of Life Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted.Churchill’s Commentary on Man:Man will occasionally stumble…
Januar 6, 2021 Newfoundland and Nova Scotia Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing…
Januar 6, 2021 Strongest Man The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's job is it? What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Januar 6, 2021 Cow Priced Like A Car What would happen if we priced our „COWS“ using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a „CAR“?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer…
Januar 6, 2021 Le Pepper Please! A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.“Black pepper, or white pepper?“ asked the concierge.“Toilette pepper!“
Januar 6, 2021 The Parrots A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, „We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?“She was talking to her Preacher one day…