Januar 6, 2021 Some Whimsical Sayings Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.Why is „abbreviation“ such a…
Januar 6, 2021 Suppository In Her Ear A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, thedoctor initiated…
Januar 6, 2021 Why, How, and Ifs? Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?Why are…
Januar 6, 2021 Penis Tax New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has…
Januar 6, 2021 Newfoundland and Nova Scotia Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing…
Januar 6, 2021 Strongest Man The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.The bartender would squeeze…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's job is it? What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Januar 6, 2021 Cow Priced Like A Car What would happen if we priced our „COWS“ using the same criteria the auto industry uses to price a „CAR“?LIST PRICING A COWA farmer…
Januar 6, 2021 Le Pepper Please! A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.“Black pepper, or white pepper?“ asked the concierge.“Toilette pepper!“
Januar 6, 2021 The Parrots A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, „We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?“She was talking to her Preacher one day…