Januar 6, 2021 Things You Don't Want To Hear Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need…
Januar 6, 2021 Only A Head Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately, it was born without arms or legs — without even…
Januar 6, 2021 Timbucktoo It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died on the same day.When they got to heaven St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the island, he discovers that the only other inhabitants on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Diet Plan Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the…
Januar 6, 2021 F Word Usage Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.Trouble: Well, I guess I’m fucked now.Confusion:…
Januar 6, 2021 Love Potion This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, „Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot,…
Januar 6, 2021 Diet Rules 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with a…
Januar 6, 2021 Praying Parrots Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, „Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but They only…