Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home.‘ Ghost: Why don’t you take a train? Monster: I did once, but my mother made me…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher? One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes What would you have if your car’s motor was in flames? A fire engine.
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? „Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.“
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles…
Januar 6, 2021 Car and train jokes A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . „Hey Roadway…