Kategorie: More Jokes

What should a teacher take if he’s run down? The number of the car that hit him.

Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me…

What sort of a car has your dad got? I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really – Ours only…

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in…

What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

On Fred’s 17th birthday, his Dad said he’d take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father…

In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse….

A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but…

After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the…