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Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, „What are we going to do?“…

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away..

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.

If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is…

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. „I…

A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker. It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang,…

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,…