Kategorie: More Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

What is the meaning of afford? It’s the car most sales representatives drive.

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, „What are we going to do?“…

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away..

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says „alright John, how you getting on today?“

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. „Didn’t you see the arrow,…

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. „I…