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An Arthur Anderson partner comes back to his office and says to his manager, „Did you get my message where I said, ‚Ship the…

Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well,…

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.

The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If…

Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“ Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went…

Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the…

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was…

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife…