Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.

The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If…

Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.

Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“ Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went…

Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the…

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was…

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife…

A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he’s waiting, he goes to the…

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,…

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. „I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,“ said…