Kategorie: More Jokes

There are three beggars begging on Wall Street. The first beggar wrote „Beggar“ on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day. The…

My husband’s business is rather up-and-down – he makes yo-yos.

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. „How do they feel?“ asks the sales clerk. „Well they…

When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return…

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his…

Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds – now he owes fifty-five million.

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read…

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. „Boss,“ he says, „we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife…

An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: „Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show…

A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan. While he’s waiting, he goes to the…