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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. „I think this one will really move said the broker, it’s…

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service. The friendly technician after inspecting the equipment,…

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads? Because they’re headcases !

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his…

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !

First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

First Cannibal: „Have you seen the dentist?“ Second Cannibal: „Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.“

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.