Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. „Excuse me,“ he said, „have you lost…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes The Doctor was puzzled „I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. “ „Don’t worry about…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I’ve…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes The seven-year old girl told her mom, „A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.“ „Oh, dear,“ the mother nervously sighed. „What…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!