Kategorie: More Jokes

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!

1st Cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

What did the cannibal’s parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? ‚Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!‘

First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

Two cannibals were having lunch. ‚Your girlfriend makes a great soup,‘ said one to the other. ‚Yes!‘ agreed the first. ‚But, U’m going to…

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, ‚I don’t like your friend.‘ The other one replied, ‚Well put her to…

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !