Kategorie: More Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !

Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.

What’s the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, „You can’t eat me ? I’m the…

What do cannibal say when they say grace? “We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!“

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

What did the cannibal say to the explorer? “Nice to meat you“!