Kategorie: More Jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn’t stop eating swedes.

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !

Cannibal Boy: I’ve brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we’ll have him tomorrow.

What’s the definition of a cannibal? Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, „You can’t eat me ? I’m the…

What do cannibal say when they say grace? “We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!“

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

What did the cannibal say to the explorer? “Nice to meat you“!

A cannibal’s dillema: If God didn’t want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast? Weedie Bix!!