Kategorie: More Jokes

My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‚meats‘!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine.

How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.

How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ‚ Sis,‘ he said, ‚I wish you’d sing Christmas carols.‘ ‚That’s nice of you, Alfie,‘…

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!