Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under „Home Improvements.“

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig…

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the…

Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It’s cloged up with paper plates.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.