Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.

Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under „Home Improvements.“

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig…

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!