Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its…

Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.

Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to…

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.

Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.