Kategorie: More Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

A blonde once shot an arrow into the air… but missed!

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did she!

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said „DON’T WALK“.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.

Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!