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Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said „DON’T WALK“.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

Q: Why was a blind man’s leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and…

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.