Kategorie: More Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!

I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said „concentrate“ on it!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

Two blind man at a cinema: „Can you see something ?“ „No“. „Then let’s go in front !“

Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!

Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.