Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What did a blind boy’s parent’s do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. ‚Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,‘ he…

„This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.“ „Maybe you should spit out the plate!“

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could…

Man l: „I got my wife a VCP for her birthday“ Man 2: „Don’t you mean a VCR?“ Man 1: „No, a VCP ….