Kategorie: More Jokes

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately…

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school’s soccer team to an „away game“. They stop for a rest break,…

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!

Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Cat: „What did you get him for his birthday?“ Dog: „Pant . . . pant!“ Cat: „Great . . . he needs a pair…

Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!