Kategorie: More Jokes

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. ‚Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,‘ he…

„This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.“ „Maybe you should spit out the plate!“

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could…

Man l: „I got my wife a VCP for her birthday“ Man 2: „Don’t you mean a VCR?“ Man 1: „No, a VCP ….

Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!

Helen: Mum, do you know what I’m going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum:…

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it’s been sliced.

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately…

„Were any famous men born on your birthday?“ „No, only little babies.“