Kategorie: More Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !

What’s the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !

Q: Why did the chicken say, „Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?“ A: He was studying foreign languages.

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that’s always telling you how busy it is!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)