Kategorie: More Jokes

What’s the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

What’s the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Teacher: What’s the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What is the strongest bird ? A crane !

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What birds are found in Portugal ? Portu-geese !