Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken say, „Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?“ A: He was studying foreign languages.

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!

Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn’t chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn’t have enough guts

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? „You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours !“

Why did the chicken cross the „net“ ? It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !