Kategorie: More Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot? A polygon .

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

Why don’t chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !