Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks,…
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains? A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They’re intended for children, but it’s the men who usually end up playing…
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door.
Januar 6, 2021 Dirty jokes Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.