Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. „Well boys, the time is near, and when…
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Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: „Leave it to Beaver.“
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, „Look, I’m sorry but I’m going to have to throw the switch in…
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Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes „Why are you crying Fred?“ asked the teacher. “ ‚Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .“ „Fred,“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door! Don’t worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.