Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, „Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?“ „Course not,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes At the inquest into her husband’s death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husband’s last…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ? Because he was dead !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend’s wife has died. When he knocks…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes „Why are you crying Fred?“ asked the teacher. “ ‚Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . .“ „Fred,“ said…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Doctor, doctor, I’m at death’s door! Don’t worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.