Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker’s. „I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It’s for people like you who’re dead from the neck up!
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, „Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?“ „Course not,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the…
Januar 6, 2021 Dead and dying jokes When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !