What’s a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!
What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.
What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos!
What’s a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What’s a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What’s a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!