What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
What is the definition of „derange“? De place where de cowboys ride!
What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.
What is the definition of „moon“? The past tense of „moo“!
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank!
What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.
What hair style is a calf’s favorite? The cowlick!
What happened to the lost cattle? Nobody’s herd.