Januar 6, 2021 Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu… Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee‘ called andvolunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid…
Januar 6, 2021 God made a man and then rested… God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested
Januar 6, 2021 A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks… A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to theMadam, drops…
Januar 6, 2021 A well laid out plan „First,“ said the playboy,“I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.““Oh no you’re not,“ said the girl.“Then I’ll…
Januar 6, 2021 New son-in-law A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. „I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into thefamily,“ said the man….
Januar 6, 2021 Want to make love to you He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you really badly.She said – Well, you succeeded.
Januar 6, 2021 Not this time There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad news A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried…
Januar 6, 2021 How to dump a guy Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition…
Januar 6, 2021 Men are like fine wine… Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep themin the dark…