Januar 6, 2021 Who am I? Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: „Quick! My husband is back!“Man jumps out from…
Januar 6, 2021 I had it all A man complaining to a friend: „I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman …then…
Januar 6, 2021 Gift tombstones A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband decides to give his wife a…
Januar 6, 2021 The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake… The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity…
Januar 6, 2021 Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole… Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like forever. He’d waggle, look down, look up, but never start…
Januar 6, 2021 Just like my wife A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over…
Januar 6, 2021 Got something „Get this.“ said the bloke to his mates, „Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my…
Januar 6, 2021 Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie Bad: The postman had the same idea Worse: You have…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500… A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck….
Januar 6, 2021 Job well done A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected onthat magical evening 25 years ago, the…