Januar 6, 2021 The three truths in life There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of…
Januar 6, 2021 Got a second? God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?“God answered, „Son, a million years to me is like a second to you.“So…
Januar 6, 2021 A stupid dog While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked…
Januar 6, 2021 An anti-bat spray Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, „Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats…
Januar 6, 2021 Where to send him? A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the…
Januar 6, 2021 The only true religion One day God called the Pope, and he said „John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am…
Januar 6, 2021 The three wise men are out for a stroll when… The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside.On the…
Januar 6, 2021 Two nuns are riding a bike down a road… Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, „I`ve never come this way before!“ and thesecond nun says, „Oh,…
Januar 6, 2021 The same thing A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,“I had an affair with a woman… almost.“ The priest says,“what do you mean…