Kategorie: Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is…

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.