Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.

Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, „If you were a musician, who would you be?“.Chuck Norris said, „I would be Motzart.“ Jean Claud VanDam said, „I would be Bethoven.“ Arnold said, „I’ll be Bach!“