President
Clinton, returning from a
campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to
board
Air Force
One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip —
a live
razorback. At
the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a
Marine sergeant, who
issues a crisp salute.
„I’d salute you back,
Sergeant,“ says the President, „but as you
can see, I’ve got my
hands
full.“
„Yes, sir,“ replies the sergeant. „Very nice pigs,
sir. Very nice
pigs.“
„Why, these aren’t pigs,“ the President
responds. „These are
RAZORBACKS!“
„Yes, sir — razorbacks. Sorry,
sir.“
„Yup,“ Clinton continues. „Got this one for Chelsea, and this
one
for Hillary.“
The sergeant replies: „Very good trade, sir —
very good trade.“
