College Courses for Women

1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.2…The undiscovered side of Banking – How to make deposits.3…Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome – You don’t need new shoes everyday.4…Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.5…Nag Nag Nag – how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife.6…An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit.7…Man Management – Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game.8…Personal Space – Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush.9…Valuation – Just because it’s not important to you.10..Communication Skills I – Tears as the last resort and not the first.11..Communication Skills II – How to think before speaking.12..What he really wants – Is buying the right razor blades so difficult.13..Driving a car safely – A skill you can also acquire.14..Real women drink their share at a party.15..Telephones – How to hang up.16..Parking – Beginners Course.17..Parking (Advanced) – Reversing into a parking space.18..The Natural Habitat of the Towel – Why they prefer the floor.19..Managing your weight – It’s not water retention, it’s fat.20..Learning to cook I – Bran in not food.21..Learning to cook II – Bringing back bacon and eggs.22..Compliments – How to accept them gracefully.23..PMS – Your problem, not his.