Three students from Michigan State, the
University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were
caught
smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The
judge
turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, „Do you have any
final words,
son?“
„Yeah, drop dead!“ snapped the Wolverine.
Hearing this, the judge signaled for the sentence to be carried
out.
The executioner pulled the lever, and as the crowd gaped in
astonishment,
the giant blade came to a screeching halt three inches
from the
victim’s throat.
„It’s God’s will! Let him go!“
cried the judge.
Next the fella from U. of Kentucky was put on
the block, and the judge
asked again, „And what are your final
remarks, my boy?“
„Go to hell!“ shouted the student, and the judge
signaled. The
razor-sharp blade fell and miraculously stopped just
a quarter inch from the
condemned boy’s neck. „It’s the wi
ll of God!“ exclaimed the judge.
„Set him free!“
Finally
the Texan was put into position. „Before you’re beheaded,“
said the
judge, „do you have any last words?“
„Yeh!“ replied the Aggie.
„If y’all will just put a little more
grease on them grooves, the
blade’ll come down a whole lot
easier!“
