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Computer jokes

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited

to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three

important people to send my message out to all the people: „Tomorrow
I will
destroy the earth.“

Yeltsin immediately called
together his cabinet and told them: „I have
two really bad news items for
you:
1) God really exists and
2) Tomorrow He will destroy the
earth.“

Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Senate and
Congress and told
them: „I have good news and bad news:
1) The GOOD
news is that God really does exist
2) The BAD news is, tomorrow He is
going to destroy the earth.“

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft
and very happily announced: „I have
two fantastic
announcements:
1) I am one of the three most important people on earth
2) The Year
2000 problem is solved.“

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