This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer
load of
computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees
a big sign on the
door saying:
„Nerds Not Allowed — Enter
At Your Own Risk!“
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes
over to him.
„You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a
living?“
„I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I’m
hauling.“
„Okay, truck drivers are not nerds,“ he says and
serves him a beer.
As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in
with tape around his
glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds
of pens and pencils, and a
belt at least a foot too long. The
bartender, without saying a word,
pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy
away. The truck driver is totally
shocked.
„Why did you do
that?“
„Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley
and are in
season now. You don’t even need a license.“
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The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and
heads
back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident,
and the
load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill
out all over
the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already
forming, grabbing up
the computers.They are all engineers,
accountants, and programmers
wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever
seen!
He can’t let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what
happened
in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away,
felling
several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes
zooming up and
jumps out of the car screaming at him to
stop.
„What’s wrong? I thought nerds were in season,“ says the truck
driver.
„Well, sure,“ says the patrolman. „But you can’t bait ‚em!“
