Cool REAL Signs!

At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)“Best Place in Town to take a Leak“Sign over a gynecologist’s office“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.“On a Plumbers truck:“We repair what your husband tried to fix.“On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.“Pizza shop slogan:“7 days without pizza makes one weak.“At a tire shop in Milwaukee:“Invite us to your next blowout“Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:“Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it“At a laundry shop: „How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot.Would that be satisfactory?“At a towing company:“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.“On an electrician’s truck“Let us remove your shorts.“In a non-smoking area:“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.“On a maternity room door:“Push. Push. Push.“At an optometrist’s office:“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.“On a taxidermist’s window:“We really know our stuff.“In a podiatrist’s office:“Time wounds all heels.“On a fence:“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.“At a car dealership:“The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.“Outside a muffler shop:“No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.“In a veterinarian’s waiting room:“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!“At the electric company:“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.“